New couch

There is sour cream and cranberry juice in my fridge with expiration dates before Halloween in my fridge.

There are two laundry baskets full of clean clothes on my floor.

There is sheet music all over my piano.

But I just want to lay on my new couch and watch Scrubs reruns.

Lessons learned: I need to get off this couch before a monster grows out of my fridge and eats me.