Posing

So I made my debut as a butt model today. Our features department is doing a piece about inexpensive dating. For a photo illustration, they wanted me and a co-worker to hold hands, while they took pictures from the back, with a few dollar bills sticking out of his back pocket.

I felt like I was the subject of some strange experiment, as I stood there holding hands facing a white wall, while a group watched us from behind. They stacked reams of copy paper underneath where I was standing because, guess what, he is much taller than me.

This better not be my 15 minutes of fame.

Lessons learned: I'm not sure I have a future in butt modeling.